19 8 / 2014

franklycats:

If Hilary Clinton wins in 2016, it will be the first time that 2 presidents have had sex with each other. That we know of.

(via blueskiesthruthetears)

19 8 / 2014

fatjunkienailart:

Mushrooms!

19 8 / 2014

"I’m used to it"

The saddest thing you can hear someone say. (via suckingonlarry)

(via thefiftythirdcard)

19 8 / 2014

pizzzatime:

beesandbombs: twisting cubes

pizzzatime:

beesandbombs: twisting cubes

(via hex-girlfriend)

19 8 / 2014

maleniumm:

sweetdick408:

blue-eyed-hanji:

simplycameronc:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

this made me laugh so hard tbh

i still don’t understand the concept of milk bags but this post always makes me laugh my ass off

why the fuck would you even put milk in a bag..that’s some psycho shit…that’s some Charles Manson shit tho..ha

^^^this comment tho 😂

19 8 / 2014

"My problem is that I fall in love with words, rather than actions. I fall in love with ideas and thoughts, instead of reality. And it will be the death of me."

Unknown  (via barbieandken)

(Source: larmoyante, via barbieandken)

19 8 / 2014

"Someone once asked, “If you could take it all back, would you?”
At the time I didn’t know. Now I do. I wouldn’t take that terrible experience back for anything in the world. Too much light has come out of my darkness."

Susannah Cahalan, Brain on Fire: My Month of Madness (via restoring-myhealth)

(Source: quotes-shape-us, via maleniumm)

19 8 / 2014

"I’m homesick for arms that don’t want to hold me."

M.O.W, A ten word story (via plovent)

(Source: imwritingpoems, via scxndal)

19 8 / 2014

iamnotover:

hungoverandhard-up:

robynjaja:

This is one of the most adorable comics I’ve ever read

I’ve been waiting for this to pop back up on my dashboard.. we are way too hard on ourselves.

YES, EVERYONE!! Read this! You’re wonderful!

(Source: dutchster, via jimmyfungus)

19 8 / 2014

officialjordansweetofanpage:

lady-tromboss:

this hit me like a load of fucking bricks.

This made me rethink my life

(Source: youtubenutcase, via scxndal)